Overheard In Fredericksburg
Ignorant Female Cashier (with Mullet) to Other Giant Cashier, commenting on Boy-with-British-accent who just left: “Oh I just love his accent. I love those London accents!! I bet he’s goin’ home to have some tea n’ crumpets RIGHT NOW! Gosh, he just makes me want to up and go to Bunkingham Palace!”
Naturally all British people have tea and crumpets at 11pm on Saturday night after buying beer in Giant. Loves it.